I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
im poppin the ladies like they're bacne
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
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this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
Even my vagina gasped.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
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I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
It's only 10am and I doubt my day could get much worse. During my 9am meeting I had to sit between my boss who I fucked for my promotion and the guy he walked in on me fucking on the copier
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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