Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
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just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
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