Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Nothing like cleaning dried puke off your floor to make you feel like you've failed as an adult.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
Just come get me. Somewhere there's hobo that's going to want his dumpster back, and I kinda want to be gone when he discovers the vomit.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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