The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
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The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
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We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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