Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
we found him in the shower with a bottle of jose saying "this is Mexico's fault"
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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