I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Dicks are not precious.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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