hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
I'm thinking of writing "I have herpes" on my stomach in sharpie that way I'm not tempted to show my tits tonight
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
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