You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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