Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I skipped work to stalk him.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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