People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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