So, we're in the car ready to fuck and she asks about my ex. I wave at my lap and say, "bye". She asks what I'm doing. I say, "waving goodbye to my erection"
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
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omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
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Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
I mean, if you want to light yourself on fire for maximum accuracy, far be it from me to stop you
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