quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
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