normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
God dammit, you have a cape and I don't even have a fucking jacket.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
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