Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
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