small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
What kind of present accurately says to my male suitemate "I'm sorry that I accidentally flashed you my vagina while I was super drunk"?
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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