hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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