Well apparently he's into motor boating.
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
Dignity is for republicans.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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