But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
So his shoes are still here. And there are three contacts in a case. And a shirt on the bed. I've checked my dorm and he's not here. I'm so confused.
I need to calm my uterus...
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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