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your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
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he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
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