just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Randomize
