we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
My husband just tried to seduce me by saying we can do it doggystyle so you can watch tv
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
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I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
You made noises. And kept meowing. I have a twenty minute phone call to prove it.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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