im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
Well now you know... If you can get over the awkward... The dick is 10 min away.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Randomize
