And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
My unemployment check should really just be direct-deposited into the checking account of my drug dealer
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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