im gay
i know
yea but for you.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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