When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Most awkward car ride ever. Kid in the front seat was bawling, 2 in the backseat were ready to fight, and I was giving the last kid a handie. This needs to stop happening to us.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Too bad, iambic pentameter is a drunk specialty of mine.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
he sent a dick pic to my best friends phone for me cause mine died lol pretty sure he was regretting that night outta town.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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