After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
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Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I stole a fireplace last night.
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
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I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
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