I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
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Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
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He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
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