im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
My mother is currently smoking weed with a dying bee so his last moments aren't miserable. And she wonders why I rescued a grasshopper missing a leg.
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