if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
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New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
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I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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