508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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