also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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