there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
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I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
Johns diaper came in the mail. He's freaking out thinking there's some conspiracy going on since he sharted on the drive home from st. Louis
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
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I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
They just built a gym in the same parking lot as my favorite bar. Drunk me is gonna be so excited.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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