problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
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