I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
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I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
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Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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