you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
Where does it all go? I've busted inside of you like 10 times in the last week.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
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He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
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For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
She told me she brought a guy home but that he looked pickled. And no, that's not an autocorrect.
Hahahah pickled
I asked her what she meant and she said that he looked like he had soaked in water.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
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