some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
We found you with your penis in the vacum hose crying softly...
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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