But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
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