when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
Yes dating, but it seems easier to just live in a perpetual state of Netflix, internet porn, and cheese.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Randomize
