Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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