i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
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You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There's banana everywhere and your hamster may or may not have stayed the night in the microwave...
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
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You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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