I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
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Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
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Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
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We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I was just the victim of a drive by judging in a horse and buggy.
The fuck? Where?
St. Mary's. Amish people. Too high for this.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
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