I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
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This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but I did not stop moving last night. If tequila gives me that extra push to have an active lifestyle, so be it.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
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I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
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