We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Did you or did you not grab my boob while I was making out with the foreign kid?
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
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