Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I have come to the conclusion that my perfect boyfriend is a cardboard cutout of Link with a dildo attatched. Also, Merry Christmas.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
wow bdsm is so cute
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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