Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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