how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
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No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
You showed them your nipple for dollars for the jukebox. You were depressed because only one of your songs played. Oh then you twisted your ankle and blamed it on your mad stripper skills.
No shame in my game.
And, through a series of unfortunate events, I am at my grandmothers birthday party in a short dress and no underwear
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I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He sang the chorus to “Inside of you” by Russel Brand in Forgetting Sarah Marshall as he proceeded to not pull out...
Honestly? I wouldn’t even be mad, that probably took talent
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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