where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
wat bout pragnant strippers??
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
So the name of the kid from the sponsor a child comercial popped into my head while I was masturbating this morning. Needless to say I will now be now be donating out of guilt.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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