Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
I hate waking up Sunday morning and thinks "how many friends did I lose last night".... Normally it's between 1-5.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
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