Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
You go to bars with sophisticated older men, I steal lawn ornaments. Priorities
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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