i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm on the bus and the homeless person in the seat to my left is jacking off to a cartoon picture he found. He's now cleaning up with mitten I dropped.
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
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