:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
I woke up only wearing a Breaking Bad "Los Pollos Hermanos" apron he got from Loot Crate next to a 3 empty bottles of Zima,Jolly Ranchers, and a jar of coconut oil. Fernet is one hell of a party starter
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