i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He kept insisting that I was going to have an orgasm but it just felt like he was rubbing sand paper on my vagina
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
The dick lei will go down in squad history
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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