Got a toothbrush?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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