I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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